Who am i?

'What are you? i mean which religion do you follow?'
(**we shoud have been born with tags like what they have for 'nike,adidas etc,,damn u GOD!'**)

'Gee,i dont know sir...'
(**i sounded like IGNORANT BASTARD but it was'nt my idea at all,coz i seriously dont know!**)

'eh,where are you from,NEPAL?'
(**at this point of time i fastforwarded the scene on my head where i had the urge to swing my fist on that chubby face...**)

'nai, i am from north-east,Arunachal.'
(**first in coimbatore and then in delhi,this question is'nt new and learning from my past mistakes i play safe by including the "adjective" north-east and then tell my state'
Reason: 90% of south indians think it is some foreign land or part of CHINA,or to fuck up our brains,maybe!! after 6 years of stay in tamil nadu i am sure to put that figure**)

'oh,then you must be christian..'
(**wtf man??!!This guy is like walking encyclopedia of facts and people!!**)

'no sir i am afraid i seriously dont know what to say,we are tribes of arunachal following sun and moon God and believe in Animism.we believe universe has a soul and based on totemism our clans pray.Its not Buddhism nor it is hinduism, we are demi-god worshippers'

'?????$%^$%^#'
(**the hidden message he delievered was that we are bunch of leaf-ladded barbarians !!! its sophisticated for ppl like him to acknowledge what we are and then we appear before them and shatter their imagination!!! I am not here to judge the pockets of solidarity that comes with their understanding of the terms but then i am not here to entertain their level of curiosity **)